Auston Matthews – 10pts
(Players directly behind him)
Stamkos – 9pts
Anisimov – 9pts
Nylander – 9pts
McDavid – 9pts
Burns – 9pts
Pavelski – 9pts
Here is what the hockey community thinks;
Yeah, with almost 2 and a half times the shot rate I'm really hoping Matthews can hold off Panik for the Rocket Richard, it'll be a close one.
Mmhmm yep nope I don't see anybody beating Jack Skille of the Canucks. A soild 4th/3rd/Whateverthefuckwillieputstogether line player? With the word SKILL in his name? My god you'd be dumb not to bet on him.
I think it's modern art slam poetry or something. It's like the Jackson Pollock of hockey analysis comedy.
Really, it's kind of beautiful in a tortured way.
Well they did have that sarcasm tag thing and were clearly making a joke.
I just don't know enough of what they're trying to say to understand the joke.